Imagine my excitement when I checked my stats on found that 26 people had viewed my blog during the first day!!! Visions of awards, accolades and interweb notoriety began to engulf my every thought. Perhaps by this time next year, the traffic at my blog will provide an income that will allow me to quit my shitty job and live a lifestyle that would be the envy of both Keith Richards and Russell Brand. Just think of the cars, the boats, the women!! Then I realised the stats include my own views of the blog.
Big fat hairy bollocks!!
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